Chuck Norris was watching the lava chicken fly away when the ground shook again.
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Chuck Norris was watching the lava chicken fly away when the ground shook again. A creepy purple smoke filled the air. An ancient stone tomb rose up from the dry dirt.Suddenly, three candles on top of the tomb lit up with a flash. A massive skeleton phantom stepped out of the glowing smoke. It was the Eternal Guard from Sea of Thieves.The giant ghost warrior shook its spear and pointed a sharp blowpipe right at Chuck’s face. It wanted to protect its ancient hidden treasure. It opened its mouth to roar a scary warning.But before the ghost could make a sound, Chuck Norris just leaned forward. He gave the Eternal Guard a tiny, gentle poke on the chest.The poke was so strong that the guard's ancient armor cracked instantly. The phantom gasped, dropped its spear, and exploded into a million pieces.A shiny, glowing triangular key dropped onto the sand where the ghost used to be. Chuck picked it up and tossed it in the air."Sixty-seven," Chuck said with a grin. "That is how many pieces of gold I am going to buy with this."