On a rainy Friday night, the admin of MadCatChat finally snapped after weeks of
On a rainy Friday night, the admin of MadCatChat finally snapped after weeks of users begging for a “LOL Berry Edition.”
“I hate LOL berrys,” he muttered while aggressively typing into the site’s theme editor. “These stupid emoji fruits are ruining my life.”
But after hundreds of spam messages, he gave in.
At exactly 11:47 PM, the update went live.
The homepage changed instantly — giant smiling LOL berrys bounced across the screen, the logo dripped purple berry juice, and every notification sound became a distorted “LOLLOLLOLLOL.”
At first, users thought it was hilarious.
People spammed berry emojis in chat.
Users changed their profile pictures into LOL berrys.
One moderator renamed themselves “BerryKing420.”
Then things got weird.
A user typed:
> “why do my hands look purple”
Another replied:
> “lol berrys forever”
Soon, webcams across the site began showing the same horrifying thing: tiny berry-like bumps appearing on people’s skin. Their eyes widened into giant yellow emoji faces. Their heads slowly became round and glossy.
The admin panicked and tried shutting the site down.
But the control panel had changed.
Every button now simply said:
> 🍇 LOL BERRY 🍇
He unplugged the server.
The website stayed online.
Users in voice chat could only say one word now:
> “lol…”
By sunrise, thousands had fully transformed into giant living LOL berrys. They rolled through streets in massive bouncing groups, laughing endlessly with frozen emoji smiles.
The admin locked himself in his room, staring at the monitor as new accounts kept appearing automatically:
* lolberry_001
* lolberry_002
* lolberry_34892
Then his keyboard typed on its own:
> “Admin detected. Berry conversion starting.”
He looked down.
His fingertips were turning purple.
Outside his window, he heard hundreds of voices chanting in perfect harmony:
> “ONE OF US.
> ONE OF US.
> LOL BERRY FOREVER.”
The next morning, the entire front page of [MadCatChat](https://www.madcatchat.com) displayed only a single sentence:
# 🍇 YOU ARE NOW A LOL BERRY 🍇